you ever just ugh really hard 

  • me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
  • me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
  • dogapult:

    technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece


    U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

    I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. You never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends.
    ― Penny Lane, Almost Famous (via courtnort)


    doctor: you have to run more you’re incredibly out of shape

    me: but doc i definitely run…..a blog haha

    doctor: nice

    me: nice

    doctor: you’re going to die

    me: nice